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Two Blonde's With Hammers
by DarkPrincess 2009-03-21, 23:02
Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'
Carol explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'
Donna got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'
Carol explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'
Donna got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
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Re: Two Blonde's With Hammers
by UGSDRNevillePN 2009-04-08, 23:35
A blond and a brunette fall off a building. Which one lands first?? The brunette, cause the blond stopped to ask directions!
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Re: Two Blonde's With Hammers
by TheKiller 2009-04-09, 03:20
HAHAHAHAUGSDRNevillePN wrote:A blond and a brunette fall off a building. Which one lands first?? The brunette, cause the blond stopped to ask directions!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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