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Beer vs Pussy ....
by DarkPrincess 2009-03-21, 22:13
Beer VS Pussy: And The Winner Is?
Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work.
BEER 1 PUSSY 0
Warm beer tastes awful. One point to Pussy.
BEER 1 PUSSY 1
A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to Beer.
BEER 2 PUSSY 1
If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to Pussy.
BEER 2 PUSSY 2
Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to Pussy.
BEER 2 PUSSY 3
If you have a lot of beer in a public place your reputation may suffer. If you eat any pussy in public you become a legend. One point to Pussy.
BEER 2 PUSSY 4
You normally don't find old beer. One point to Beer.
BEER 2 PUSSY 5
If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. One point to Pussy.
BEER 3 PUSSY 5
Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. One point to Pussy.
BEER 3 PUSSY 6
In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to Pussy.
BEER 3 PUSSY 7
If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to Beer.
BEER 4 PUSSY 7
You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. One point to Beer.
BEER 5 PUSSY 7
If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. One point to Beer.
BEER 6 PUSSY 7
You always know how much beer is going to cost. One point to Beer.
BEER 7 PUSSY 7
Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it. One point to beer.
BEER 8 PUSSY 7
Beer doesn't have a mother. One point to Beer.
BEER 9 PUSSY 7
FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 PUSSY 7
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work.
BEER 1 PUSSY 0
Warm beer tastes awful. One point to Pussy.
BEER 1 PUSSY 1
A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to Beer.
BEER 2 PUSSY 1
If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to Pussy.
BEER 2 PUSSY 2
Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to Pussy.
BEER 2 PUSSY 3
If you have a lot of beer in a public place your reputation may suffer. If you eat any pussy in public you become a legend. One point to Pussy.
BEER 2 PUSSY 4
You normally don't find old beer. One point to Beer.
BEER 2 PUSSY 5
If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. One point to Pussy.
BEER 3 PUSSY 5
Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. One point to Pussy.
BEER 3 PUSSY 6
In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to Pussy.
BEER 3 PUSSY 7
If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to Beer.
BEER 4 PUSSY 7
You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. One point to Beer.
BEER 5 PUSSY 7
If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. One point to Beer.
BEER 6 PUSSY 7
You always know how much beer is going to cost. One point to Beer.
BEER 7 PUSSY 7
Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it. One point to beer.
BEER 8 PUSSY 7
Beer doesn't have a mother. One point to Beer.
BEER 9 PUSSY 7
FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 PUSSY 7
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
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Re: Beer vs Pussy ....
by TheKiller 2009-03-22, 13:33
HAHAHAHA 
THIS JOKE IS RIGHT !!!
BUT ANYWAY BEER REMAINS ONLY A DRINK
AND THE PUSSY IS SOMETHING WE NEED FROM TIME TO TIME IF NOT EWERY DAY xDDDDD
:D
THIS JOKE IS RIGHT !!!BUT ANYWAY BEER REMAINS ONLY A DRINK
AND THE PUSSY IS SOMETHING WE NEED FROM TIME TO TIME IF NOT EWERY DAY xDDDDD
:D
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Re: Beer vs Pussy ....
by linelolteanu 2009-05-08, 12:34
Thankyou for clearing out the things Darkprincess!BTW:LEts not forget that some womens are very easy to pick up and the they 'share' there pussy very easy!
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Re: Beer vs Pussy ....
by TheKiller 2009-05-08, 12:41
true xD but some of them are stinky so you better find a good one or ....linelolteanu wrote:
BTW:LEts not forget that some womens are very easy to pick up and the they 'share' there pussy very easy!
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Re: Beer vs Pussy ....
by DarkPrincess 2009-05-08, 13:48
hahahaahaahh yes you are right some times is more easy to find a pussy from a nice cold beer
ps somebody to stop me im woman i have to talk better for the womans
ps somebody to stop me
im woman i have to talk better for the womans
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